A conversation at work on Monday, as I modeled a potential dress (borrowed from Fatimah) to wear to Events this summer.

Co-worker Clerissa: That’s hot. But you need to wear it with heels.”
Me: NO.
Paula: Wedges?
Me: NO.
Clerissa: Are you planning to wear it with sneakers?
Me: No…Flats.
Clerissa: No.
Me: I have to. I don’t wear heels.
Clerissa: Then you’re gonna look a hot mess. OK, at least tell me you aren’t going to wear Crocs or Birkenstocks.”
Me: I’m not. I’ll wear Borns.
Clerissa: OH MY GOD. You are going to look like an awkward lesbian!
Me: THERE IS NOTHING WRONG WITH THAT.

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